Thursday, November 12, 2009

Top 10 Signs Your Fantasy HockeyTeam Needs a Goalie Upgrade

Some of these are inspired by actual circumstances while others are simply for comic relief. I'll let you decide which are which.

  1. Every other week your team fails to meet the minimum games played requirement and the minimum is set at 2!
  2. You waited until the 19th round (pick# 289) to draft (live) your first goalie in a 16 team league.
  3. Your team carries 3 goalies, 2 of which are backups and the third is in the minors.
  4. None of your goalies' lack of playing time is due to injuries so that excuse is N/A.
  5. You are envious of the team that has Vesa Toskala.
  6. You are envious of the team that has Carey Price.
  7. You mistakenly thought that your perfect GAA and SV% would count if your goalies did not play.
  8. Yours is the only team that no others fear and managers snicker uncontrollably when matched up against you.
  9. You drafted your goalies based on Mike Milbury's scouting reports.
  10. You counted on your goalies being late round steals and now you feel like a total heel.
Do you have one of your own to add to this list? Post it in the comments and see if you can come up with something better.

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